We goin to da ship!

Alright, alright, alright....
We goin to Arizona!!!

Some people have noticed that I had a shitty punt. Especially with the commentary of Joe Buck who said, "A horrible kick by Feagles" during one of my punts. By the way, Joe Buck, you suck. I'd like to see him punt in -4 degree weather. The guy doesn't know the difference between a coffin corner and a...coffin, haha! Anyway, I had an okay game, but it could have been worse, I could have been Lawrence Tynes. Sure he made the game winning kick, but those two previous ones, Jesus Christ. Just for those two misses, I told him he couldn't come into the after party! LOL He must have been sooo embarrassed!! Then he said, "I don't even know you!" and he walked past me. Boy, I got him good.

Tom Brady wasn't on his top game this week, and neither was Jeff Feagles. We're both legends, and I bet that will be one of the top storylines over the next week or so.
Legend vs. Legend, Tom Brady vs. Jeff Feagles, the winner will be able to say, "I AM LEGEND" HAHA! I'm pretty sure it's gonna be me. Anyway, if anybody wants tickets, I'm selling my tickets on eBay. The Giants allocate me 4 tickets for my many mistresses, lol, just kidding, my kids and family get to go. But I'm gonna sell them, we need the money. I'm going to retire, and I don't know, the NFL isn't exactly kind to its players after retirement. Players have to go to extreme odds and ends to make a living after football, look at what happened to Pat Tillman!

The after party was off the hook! Osi and Tuck were chugging Hypnotiq, I said they should grow a pair and drink some scotch on the rocks like me. They couldn't hear me, but I bet if they could, they would have laughed. Those guys think I'm funny.

Anyway, since I have the extra week off, I'm thinking of taking my 3 mistresses to Cabo for the weekend. LOL JUST KIDDING! Tony Romo reference, haha, what a loser he is. Literally. I'll keep you all posted on the whereabouts of me and what's up for the next few weeks.

Peace up, Feags town down.

Live from Green Bay: It's Friday Night!!

Okay, so the title isn't as funny because it's not Saturday, but whatever.

Alright so I'm here in Green Bay and it's freezing cold! I don't know if I could live here year round. I remember once on a Walker: Texas Ranger episode somebody said, "It's not cold, cold is when you spit and it freezes before it hits the ground." Me and Lawrence Tynes tried it in on the tour of downtown Green Bay while all the defensive linemen were singing rap music all along. I think we had the real fun.

So check it out, today at breakfast, I asked for eggs with extra cheese, and when the waitress asked if I like cheese I said to her, get this, "I guess I'm just your regular CHEESEHEAD!" Everybody at the table gave a laugh about it, was hilarious.

So tonight I'm going to send the hotel manager to Eli's room to say, "If you give Jeff Feagles #10 back, we'll air Seinfeld!" LOL! They're not gonna air it though, Eli's gonna feel sooo stupid.

After that though, I'm gonna go check out the night club scene. Then tomorrow Pacman Jones is coming in, it's gonna be sooo fun! If any ladies wanna chill make sure to give me a call at 201-637..oh nevermind, just ask on here ladies.

From Green Bay, I'm Jeff Feagles, ESPN (lol)

LEAVING DALLAS WITH A VICTORY!

Yo!! It's me, J. Feags here. WHAT A GAME?
Did anyone see my punts? I single handedly beat that Dallas team. Without me, the Cowboys would have had great field position the whole game, however, I pinned them deep every time.

Right before my first punt, to score some brownie points, I told Coach Coughlin that I would perfect the, "Coughlin Corner", lol, get it? It sounds like coffin! He laughed and told me to get the hell out of here. He's a funny guy.

Anyway, what a great game that was. I outshined the rest. Everybody talks about Toomer and Eli while my efforts get quietly swept under the rug. Oh well, my wife is calling me, I gotta go to dinner. I'll keep you guys updated about my plans for painting Green Bay red after we win another one!!

Oh, and by the way, how about my picks for those games. FOUR FOR FOUR!! An awesome day at Vegas.