Sup ya'll, J-Feags in da house, no? Just something new I've been trying out, I said it to Plaxico and I think he liked it, got a laugh out of it.
Just so you all know, I had an awesome day of punting yesterday. I still haven't got my #10 back from Eli, which sucks. A couple of years ago I bought everyone at my family reunion a #10 Feagles, Giants Jersey. Understandably, they were upset when I changed my number. I had to tell my 9 year old niece Jenny that I was no longer number 10. She was so shocked she didn't even react, but I told her to hold on a few more years and I'll get number 10 back. I plan on keeping that promise, we'll see. You guys think Eli will be around for a while? I hope not. Also, you think he deserves to be around the next few years? Yeah, me neither.
Anyway next week I'm punting against Mat McBriar. How can anyone root for this guy? He wasn't even born in America!!! This is the land of the free, home of the brave! He's from the land of the bloomin' onion, home of the kangaroo, lmao.
I'm Jeff Feagles, the king of the coffin corner. He's Mat McBriar, the queen of Australian Rules football which, as far as I know, doesn't exist in the land of the free. The guy doesn't even average a 50 yard punt, idiot. The only reason mine doesn't show 50+ yards on the stats is because I punt it so quickly the statisticians just think it's another Eli pick-6. (It's what the kids have been saying)
I've seen him punt, yeah, I'm not impressed. For some reason he's also the highest paid punter in the league, I've got a chant for you Giant fans traveling to Dallas. Whenever McBriar is about to punt, you guys need to chant, "OVERPAID AND OVERRATED!"
The chant is broken up like this, "O-VER-PAID-AND-O-VER-RATED", then you just repeat it over and over. And when I punt, you guys can just be silent so I can focus on what I'm doing.
Coach Coughlin is calling me, I gotta go punt..
peace up, e-rutherford down,
Jeff "Ironman" Feagles
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